The Goat Attack Story

Goat Attack is the byproduct of several things, with it's genesis during a conversation about silly apps with ridiculous valuations.

Other contributing factors include a couple six packs, a pepperoni pizza, a super late night, and a couple mad wives/girlfriends. Most importantly it answers the question, "what's the craziest idea we can come up with and deploy in less than 24 hours?".

We hope you find this as entertaining to use as it was to build.

Refund Policy

All sales are final. While this is a cool project to work on we still need to cover our basic costs including hosting and sending the actual messages.

Privacy Policy

We don't care about your personal information and actually made an effort to collect as little as possible simply because we don't want to deal with it. We only need your target numbers to send the text messages.

We will not sell or share your information with anyone as we do not store any personal information.

Terms of Use

We expect you to not abuse our system and only to send funny goat attacks to your friends whom you have a phone number. We are not responsible for any carrier data charges you or your recipient(s) may incur while using Goat Attack.